he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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