Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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