He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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