she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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