At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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