the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
apparently the secret to your success is patron
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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