My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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