seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I need moral support for this bender
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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