This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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