Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Actions speak louder than pants.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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