Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
