You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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