who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
