Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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