READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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