I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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