return my video game
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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