Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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