so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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