Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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