That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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