I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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