I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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