Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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