On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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