not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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