his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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