do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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