did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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