I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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