it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
As shirtless as possible
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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