I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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