Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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