Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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