Its about making memories worth repressing
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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