How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
