that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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