drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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