that's an acceptable place to lick
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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