just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
COCAINE IS GR8
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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