the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think a kid would responsible me up
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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