Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
