I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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