The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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