did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i think im in europe. pls send help
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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