i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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