your room smells of hookers.
And success
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Randomize
