why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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