I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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