it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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